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We all know that teenagers are just basically blanket trolls. They would sleep until they starved to death if we left them undisturbed. When they do emerge, they should not be talked to, looked at, or laughed at. If you have had a teenager in your house you know this rule.

So, these blanket trolls have waking moments where they try to claim they are adults and should be independent from the normal family stuff...You know, like visiting funny smelling Aunt Penny's house. Or going to the family's favorite restaurant for dinner, they will just eat a frozen pizza (and gaze at their phone.)...