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The insect steals the show


Last updated 10/13/2020 at 3:31pm

Well, "The Fly" won the vice-presidential debate. Good job, little dude!

We are now fascinated by this fly that stood boldly where no man had gone before. He found a visible podium and stood his ground. Unwavering in his desire to be heard and be accounted for, he stood in a field of white, clinging to his values and sharing his vision. Sadly, his micro-mini-microphone was malfunctioning, and he was cut off during his two-minute opportunities. We should blame... Iceland for interference. (Yeah, that's it.) The fly won the debate despite your interference, Iceland!

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